Medical weight loss

There used to be this commercial for Medical Weight Loss, that said something like, "With Medical Weight Loss, the shape of things to come" or something like that. At the end, you would add "You won't get hungry, but if you do, we have food for you." Of course, that went on and on: "You won't get sleepy, but if you do, we have beds for you," "You won't get dirty, but if you do, we have showers for you," etc. Of course, you said it in a silly voice. We would go back and forth on that topic forever. It was so fun.